Come on in, friends. Pull up a chair and sit for a spell. Let’s munch on the some pizza and talk about stuff that makes us scared.
You know, spiders, ghost stories, what have you.
What’s your personal kryptonite?
I have this, uh, friend who’s only scared of three things:
3. potato salad
No biggie. Friend should be able to get by, right?
Getting by may involve avoiding a few 4th of July picnics and declining any cage diving invites, but you’re getting by nonetheless.