An Open Letter To The Makers Of Fritos
Dear M/M Frito,
Please stop making Frito chips so addictive. Please. I’m asking you nicely.
You’ve clearly put some time into making and marketing your product. And that’s just fine. But now I’m in need of some assistance and support, and you’re in a position to help.
Allow me to hit you with some knowledge.
Imagine sitting down with a bag of Fritos to a reality TV marathon (I’m seeking assistance elsewhere for my new X Factor addiction). Innocent enough.
You’ll just have a few of those chips, right?
You would never supplement that first bag of Fritos with a second bag of Fritos. No sir. No way.
So why are you waking up from your sweet dreams of Simon & Paula banter with a Frito mustache? And why is your head delicately cushioned by a pillow fashioned from Frito bags?