Sweet Potato Jalapeno Poppers

Sunday! Sunday! Funday! Funday!

Time to start thinking about the week ahead, get our menu and meal planning on.

And since this upcoming week includes, you know, the bestest holiday of the year, we should start to think about planning the bestest meal of the year. No?

A. and I don’t entertain much, but when we do, I always seem to end up adhering to the same set of rules. Here’s a sampling:

RULE #17 OF ENTERTAINING – Completely forget about the drinks and appetizers until the last minute.

RULE #23b OF ENTERTAINING – Never leave enough time to properly dry your hair before the guests arrive.

I am determined to break some rules this year.

The thing that I really love about these particular jalapeño poppers is that the bonkers-delicious sweet potato and caramelized onion stuffing can be prepared days in advance. And the poppers themselves can be assembled hours before heating and serving.

Leaving you with an extra minute or two for breaking RULE #23b!

I’m thinking this may be a rule breaking-inspired holiday…

Sweet Potato-Stuffed Jalapeño Poppers

22 large jalapeños
2 large sweet potatoes, peeled, cut into thirds, boiled and mashed (I prepare my sweet potato purée by peeling the potatoes and chopping each into 3 pieces, just to allow them to cook faster. I then place the pieces into a pot of boiling water, cooking until fork-tender, approximately 20 minutes. Once cooked, simply remove, drain and mash the sweet potato with a fork or potato masher until smooth. Two large sweet potatoes will yield approximately 2-2 1/2 cups of mashed sweet potatoes.)
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1 c. yellow onion, diced
1 tbsp. garlic, minced
1 tsp. cumin, ground
1 tsp. black pepper, freshly ground
1/2 tsp. salt
2 tbsp. buttermilk
2 c. Manchego cheese, grated

To prepare the stuffing for the jalapeños, heat the oil in a large, heavy-bottomed skillet over a medium flame. Add the onions and cook slowly, stirring frequently, until translucent and extremely fragrant, approximately 10 minutes, add the garlic and cook for several minutes more. Remove from heat and place with the mashed sweet potatoes in a large bowl. Stir in the buttermilk, cumin, black pepper and salt, and set aside to cool completely.

Meanwhile, prepare the chiles by first setting them down on a level surface to find their tops, then slicing off their tops horizontally, as if you were carving a canoe. Carefully clean out the seed columns of each chile and set onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Once you have hollowed out all of your chiles, stuff them generously with the sweet potato mixture, then top generously with grated cheese.

Note that the key to successfully preparing these jalapeño poppers is to make sure that they bake standing up straight, otherwise, the cheese will fall off, the popper tops will stick to the bottom of the pan, and you’ll end up with a huge, hot (albeit delicious) mess. I actually used the ‘canoe-top’ pieces that I trimmed off of the jalapeños, set flat on the baking sheet between the poppers as they baked, to prop them upright. Any oven-proof item will work, even a rack, just make sure that they bake upright.

As I mentioned above, the poppers can be assembled and refrigerated for up to 6 hours before you’re ready to bake them off and serve them. When you’re ready, bake the poppers for approximately 15 minutes. Remove and serve immediately.

YIELD:  22 large jalapeño poppers

Mashed Potato Monkey Bread

I may have mentioned before that I’m not a very good traveler. I feel like I should be a good traveler. And I’d really like to be a good traveler.

I’d very much like to be that sunglass-clad lady marching down the concourse, her crisp, belted trench flapping loosely at her knees, spinner rollerboard packed perfectly, jaunty neck scarf tied like some sort of Parisian pro, and strappy 3-inch heels shouting ‘Take that TSA!’.

Nope.

Instead, if you catch me on the concourse, I’m that lady who left her sunglasses at home, juggling approximately 3 carry ons, approximately 4 half-empty bottles of Diet Coke, and approximately 1 epically over packed suitcase that will likely succumb at any minute to the pressures of approximately 20 extra outfits, 13 extra pairs of shoes and 8 extra pounds of toiletries. At any minute or just as it slides onto the baggage carousel, exposing my goodies to the 150 complete strangers with whom I just shared airspace. Lovely.

Yes, I’m that traveling fool you see slowing security screening lines, bogging down baggage claims, and sending stewardesses crying for their mamas in airports across the country. I don’t know what it is, I just can’t seem to get my traveling act together.

And it’s gotten to the point that I’ll start to get nervous about the process of traveling weeks in advance of an impending trip.

Because a case of the shaking, stuttering, sweats is always a fantastic addition to 3 carry ons, 4 half-empty bottles of Diet Coke, and 1 epically over packed suitcase. Duh.

So last Monday I left on a jet plane for fantastic trip involving potatoes. And as I worked out the kinks in my Nervous Nelly nerves, I decided to bake some potatoes, and eat some potatoes, in an effort to calm down.

Because you can’t go through the TSA line in the fetal position, silly goose!

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Nacho Pasta For Grown Ups

Dear Nachos,

This is, for the most part, a love letter. Because I love you! And I have for so long.

But Dr. Phil says that love is a journey, so I think it may be time for us to consult our Garmin and make sure that we’re on the right track.

I know you’ll agree that it really was love at first sight for us. Your melted cheese first caught my eye from across the room that fateful night, but when I finally worked up the nerve to come over and introduce myself, your fresh salsa and salty, crunchy corn chips had me at ‘Hello’.

To this day, your creamy sour cream and tart lime juice-laced guacamole still make me weak in the knees.

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Jalapeño Pesto, Insta’d

Not a lot to say today. But a lot to show.

The Jalapeño Pesto Show!

As seen through the lens of Instagram.

You may have guessed that I’m obsessed with jalapeños.

But you may not have known that I am also a huge fan of pesto. And Instagram too.

So this post is pretty much a trifecta for me. It’s nice to be surrounded with stuff you like.

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Chihuahua Mac + Cheese

This is my “I have a couple, three, ten things on my mind” food.

This is my “I might be having a bad day” food.

This is my “I’m glad Spring has sprung but that doesn’t mean that I’m ready to be assaulted 24/7 by advertisements for swimwear” food.

Roger that on the bad mood.

Somebody once told me that the body will naturally crave whatever it is lacking.

I personally have never heard of a Mac & Cheese Deficiency, but assuming it exists, I’ve been suffering something fierce.

There are so many different theories on proper mac & cheese -to breadcrumb or not to breadcrumb, cheese type, assorted other fillers and seasonings- but whichever way you slice it, I think it’s pretty much impossible to not make a comforting mac & cheese.

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