Below is a tutorial on behaving like a starstruck dummy in front of your personal idol.
Read closely! The author of this tutorial is a proven expert.
By the end of this piece, you, too, can be on the gilded path to self-humiliation in the presence of those whom you admire most – total embarrassment is just seconds away!
So what are you waiting for? Class is officially in session.
Step 1: Make a good first impression with crazy hair.
Look at you go! You’ve already got this down.
It doesn’t matter that you just stood in line outside for four hours in the middle of the windiest day on record for the Phoenix area. No! You were sure not to pack a hairbrush, and that was clearly the right thing to do.
Crazy hair. Crazy girl. What’s not to love, right?
