Bacon & Dulce De Leche Pie

A loving loved one sat me down last week and reminded me of all the things that I didn’t learn to accept until later in life. Adult-like things that I only recently came around on. This list includes, but is not limited to, the following:

1.  Salads
2.  Salad spinners
3.  Wearing socks
4.  Washing socks
5.  Coexisting peacefully with spiders
6.  Respectable bedtimes

Loving loved one tells me that it’s questionable as to whether I have yet to actually accept numbers 1 and 6.

Three things that I have embraced with open arms since birth:

1.  Ice cream
2.  Pie
3.  Bacon

So when I learned that National Ice Cream Day was about to be upon us, I began plotting a way to combine all of these personal favorites.

And thus, as we celebrate ice cream all day today, I am here to present you with a Dulce De Leche Ice Cream Pie with a Bacon & Graham Cracker Crust. Take that Mr. Salad Spinner.

The truth is that I am very much on a sweet/salty kick right now, and it’s a delicate, delicate balance to strike. You must involve just the right amount of salty flavor without too much cloying sweetness. It takes precision, concentration, and more than a few taste tests.

Bacon and caramel create that perfect balance for you naturally:  bacon is salty with just a touch of smoky flavor, and caramel is sweet without being overwhelming and overpowering, as chocolate can sometimes be.

Plus it’s about a gajillion degrees outside. You may have noticed? So this sweet/salty pie was always going to happen today.

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Banana Lime Bread

This past Friday night was Date Night, which meant Prometheus tickets and chicken fingers.

Because everything that I know about alien life forms strongly suggests that they pair well with fried poultry.

Especially when accompanied by fermented beverages boasting yeasty bouquets suggestive of a fine cerveza.

This past Saturday was Errand Day, which meant supermarket trips and tin foil hat manufacturing.

Because everything I know about the impending alien invasion strongly suggests that tin foil hats will keep A. and I safe.

Especially when we are also fortifying with more chicken fingers.

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