Vegan Bean & Potato Picadillo

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Beans really are a kind of magical fruit, aren’t they?

Yes, magical in that way, silly goose! But since most of us aren’t 10 year old boys, we’re going to talk about the other ways that beans are magical today.

Like how they’re filling!
Like how they’re fibrous!
Like how they’re dee-licious!

And how they make a wonderful substitute for meat!

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Meatless Mushroom Ancho Chili

Mushroom, Ancho & Black Bean Chili

So I tried phoning Spring yesterday, just to remind it that it had, in fact, sprung. My call was sent direct to voicemail. I will try texting later today, but I’m frankly feeling a little ignored.

Email?
Telegrams?
Smoke signals?

Don’t make me bust out the string and tin cans, Spring!

Between you and me, this lovely chili is a bit of a stink eye aimed in the general direction of Spring. As in “Fine, you won’t play nice and show yourself? Then I’m going to keep eating foods of the wintertime until you do.”

Perfectly reasonable, right?

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Chorizo & Sweet Potato Patty Melts

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Confession time:  this past weekend was one of those weekends.

One of those weekends when someone mistakes your pajamas for a uniform.
One of those weekends when nobody thinks about laundry until the piles threaten line of site to the TV.
One of those weekends when breakfast is the only meal on the table for 48 hours straight.

Chorizo Patty Melts l www.scarlettabakes.com

I’ll be honest, that last point is never a hard sell for me (OK, fine, none of the above is ever a hard sell for me); I don’t think I’ve made any secret of my passionate love affair with breakfast.

And it just feels right to eat food meant for lazy mornings all throughout the day when your mornings are running into your afternoons, which are running into your evenings. Don’t you think?

Sweet Potato Patty Melts l www.scarlettabakes.com

I’m on a serious chorizo + sweet potato = winning campaign lately. It’s just really hard not to love the combination of savory, salty chorizo sausage and creamy, satisfying sweet potato; I firmly believe that some foods are just made to be eaten together, and these are two of those.

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Lady Bird’s Chili

Lady Bird's Chili

I know. I know. I know what you’re thinking!

‘Uh, M., shouldn’t you be talking about egg nog? Or gingerbread? Or at least blogging about cookies or something?’

‘What’s going on with your brain?’

‘Chili?!?!’

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Sweet Potato Jalapeno Poppers

Sunday! Sunday! Funday! Funday!

Time to start thinking about the week ahead, get our menu and meal planning on.

And since this upcoming week includes, you know, the bestest holiday of the year, we should start to think about planning the bestest meal of the year. No?

A. and I don’t entertain much, but when we do, I always seem to end up adhering to the same set of rules. Here’s a sampling:

RULE #17 OF ENTERTAINING – Completely forget about the drinks and appetizers until the last minute.

RULE #23b OF ENTERTAINING – Never leave enough time to properly dry your hair before the guests arrive.

I am determined to break some rules this year.

The thing that I really love about these particular jalapeño poppers is that the bonkers-delicious sweet potato and caramelized onion stuffing can be prepared days in advance. And the poppers themselves can be assembled hours before heating and serving.

Leaving you with an extra minute or two for breaking RULE #23b!

I’m thinking this may be a rule breaking-inspired holiday…

Sweet Potato-Stuffed Jalapeño Poppers

22 large jalapeños
2 large sweet potatoes, peeled, cut into thirds, boiled and mashed (I prepare my sweet potato purée by peeling the potatoes and chopping each into 3 pieces, just to allow them to cook faster. I then place the pieces into a pot of boiling water, cooking until fork-tender, approximately 20 minutes. Once cooked, simply remove, drain and mash the sweet potato with a fork or potato masher until smooth. Two large sweet potatoes will yield approximately 2-2 1/2 cups of mashed sweet potatoes.)
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1 c. yellow onion, diced
1 tbsp. garlic, minced
1 tsp. cumin, ground
1 tsp. black pepper, freshly ground
1/2 tsp. salt
2 tbsp. buttermilk
2 c. Manchego cheese, grated

To prepare the stuffing for the jalapeños, heat the oil in a large, heavy-bottomed skillet over a medium flame. Add the onions and cook slowly, stirring frequently, until translucent and extremely fragrant, approximately 10 minutes, add the garlic and cook for several minutes more. Remove from heat and place with the mashed sweet potatoes in a large bowl. Stir in the buttermilk, cumin, black pepper and salt, and set aside to cool completely.

Meanwhile, prepare the chiles by first setting them down on a level surface to find their tops, then slicing off their tops horizontally, as if you were carving a canoe. Carefully clean out the seed columns of each chile and set onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Once you have hollowed out all of your chiles, stuff them generously with the sweet potato mixture, then top generously with grated cheese.

Note that the key to successfully preparing these jalapeño poppers is to make sure that they bake standing up straight, otherwise, the cheese will fall off, the popper tops will stick to the bottom of the pan, and you’ll end up with a huge, hot (albeit delicious) mess. I actually used the ‘canoe-top’ pieces that I trimmed off of the jalapeños, set flat on the baking sheet between the poppers as they baked, to prop them upright. Any oven-proof item will work, even a rack, just make sure that they bake upright.

As I mentioned above, the poppers can be assembled and refrigerated for up to 6 hours before you’re ready to bake them off and serve them. When you’re ready, bake the poppers for approximately 15 minutes. Remove and serve immediately.

YIELD:  22 large jalapeño poppers

My Family’s Favorite Green Beans

I’ve been doing a fair amount of nervous-anxious-comfort eating lately. Here’s what that looks like:

Gee, that doughnut sure looks good. And so does that cupcake. Hey! You got your doughnut on my cupcake! And you got your cupcake on my doughnut! Nothing left to do but eat the whole dang mess…

It’s fifty shades of ugly. For sure.

Things came to a head the other night when I sat down next to A. on the couch with my Dignity Droppin’ Dessert du jour and he looked over and actually started laughing. Out loud.

I, of course, responded in the only way possible – with preemptive aggression: “What?!?!”

He, of course, responded in the only way possible – with a life-saving change of subject: “Uh, I just read something funny online. Have you heard this joke about the fiscal cliff?”

Well played, my friend. Well played.

So, you know, it occurred to me that it may be time to start getting some more veggies into my diet. And then I discovered this recipe.

Let’s just say that when you can get a chicken nugget-shoving, cupcake-pounding, queso fundido-funneling girl to look forward to eating fresh green beans, you’re doing something right.

The idea is to char the whole beans in a screaming hot skillet, then toss them with a light and lovely Harissa sauce. It is such a wonderful alternative to the heavy, cream of mushroom soup-laden green beans that we’re all expected to eat this time of year. You might want to considering switching things up at the Thanksgiving table, green bean-wise.

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Black Bean Sliders

Come on in, friends. Sit for a spell. Tell me what you’ll be eating for supper tonight…

It’s the weekend, and it’s fun to eat stuff during the weekend. You deserve it!

So maybe some cute lil’ sliders should be on the menu? But of course! And you don’t even have to think about the fact that they’re healthy!

Nope.

I like sliders like this on the weekend because they’re super simple to prepare and they’re turbo fun to eat. You can pile them high with condiments and what have you, then jam a few into your face while you’re relaxing like a fool. No biggie.

Or you can keep it simple and enjoy yours with just a healthy dose of Ancho Ketchup, which is what I did here. And they were gone before I knew it! Abracadabra!

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Spicy Mashed Potatoes

Sundays are for relaxing, don’t you think?

Relaxing by tuning in to watch ridiculously beautiful people walk down a ridiculously fancy carpet on their way to receiving ridiculously glitzy awards for their roles in ridiculously silly TV shows that you never had time to watch anyway.

That’s just ridiculous.

Consider this a Sunday Turbo Post, because what Sundays are actually for, what I hope you’re doing right now, is sitting on the couch in your ridiculously silly pajamas, watching a ridiculously entertaining sporting event, eating ridiculously good Spicy Buttermilk Mashed Potatoes out of a ridiculously large serving bowl.

And since you’ve got some relaxing to do, I’m not going to waste any more of your time talking about it – that would just be ridiculous.

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Hatch Chile Rice Casserole

It’s Friday! It’s Friday!

Let’s talk current obsessions!

First I’ll tell you mine! Then you tell me yours! And at some point I’ll stop using exclamation marks!

Promise!

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Chihuahua Twice-Baked Potatoes

Hey! Let me tell you what I did this past weekend…

I threw a wish in the well. Don’t ask me what it was! I’ll never tell.

I looked at you as the wish fell down there, and now, everywhere I go, you seem to be in my way!

I mean, I really wasn’t looking for this, but you insist on staying in my way.

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