PB & J Tres Leches Trifle

Tres Leches Trifle Cups

Hey, hey, hey, you’re in the right place today!

And you will be when you stop by tomorrow and the next day, and the next…

because it’s What You’ll Be Eating On Cinco de Mayo Week on SB! With recommendations a go-go for you and your Cinco spread!

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Today, since my sweet tooth has been overdrive lately, we’re starting out with the sweet, sweet end of your meal:  a festive Peanut Butter & Jelly Tres Leches Trifle, rumor of which will get your fiesta started, and reality of which will shut your fiesta down in the very best way possible.

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In Skillets: Dulce Apple Cobbler

Dulce Apple Cobbler

There really isn’t that much to say about this cobbler…

Except maybe that it is the work of 1 humble skillet, 11 simple ingredients and 40 short minutes in the oven.

Or perhaps that it’s the perfect vehicle for crisp, sweet, springtime apples, such as the lovely Pink Lady and some tart Granny Smiths, both of which fairly burst with flavor when cooked into a luscious caramel-coated cobbler just like this one.

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One-Bowl Glazed Vanilla Cake

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Sports, sports, sport-ity sports…  this past weekend I watched you, live and in person, on Saturday. Then I watched you, live and in color, on Sunday.

And since hockey season is back in full effect, I’ll likely be watching you every night this week.

We must be in love!

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Watching you live was the business of fun in the sun with friends, cheering on record-setting greatness, and returning home perfumed by the lovely aroma of eau de hot dog. Watching you on TV was, well, you know what it was:  commercials to the left, commercials to the right, and a performance by Beyoncé so stellar that it apparently took down several electrical grids.

I think there may have been some football involved, too…

In order to combat all of this sports juice in which I’m currently covered, I decided that I needed to make a light and lovely little vanilla cake. Spend my week hanging out with a dessert that’s a little more Baby Spice to the Sporty Spice that was this past weekend.

(I will never stop expressing myself through ’90s references. And you can’t make me!)

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Sweet Potato Jalapeno Poppers

Sunday! Sunday! Funday! Funday!

Time to start thinking about the week ahead, get our menu and meal planning on.

And since this upcoming week includes, you know, the bestest holiday of the year, we should start to think about planning the bestest meal of the year. No?

A. and I don’t entertain much, but when we do, I always seem to end up adhering to the same set of rules. Here’s a sampling:

RULE #17 OF ENTERTAINING – Completely forget about the drinks and appetizers until the last minute.

RULE #23b OF ENTERTAINING – Never leave enough time to properly dry your hair before the guests arrive.

I am determined to break some rules this year.

The thing that I really love about these particular jalapeño poppers is that the bonkers-delicious sweet potato and caramelized onion stuffing can be prepared days in advance. And the poppers themselves can be assembled hours before heating and serving.

Leaving you with an extra minute or two for breaking RULE #23b!

I’m thinking this may be a rule breaking-inspired holiday…

Sweet Potato-Stuffed Jalapeño Poppers

22 large jalapeños
2 large sweet potatoes, peeled, cut into thirds, boiled and mashed (I prepare my sweet potato purée by peeling the potatoes and chopping each into 3 pieces, just to allow them to cook faster. I then place the pieces into a pot of boiling water, cooking until fork-tender, approximately 20 minutes. Once cooked, simply remove, drain and mash the sweet potato with a fork or potato masher until smooth. Two large sweet potatoes will yield approximately 2-2 1/2 cups of mashed sweet potatoes.)
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1 c. yellow onion, diced
1 tbsp. garlic, minced
1 tsp. cumin, ground
1 tsp. black pepper, freshly ground
1/2 tsp. salt
2 tbsp. buttermilk
2 c. Manchego cheese, grated

To prepare the stuffing for the jalapeños, heat the oil in a large, heavy-bottomed skillet over a medium flame. Add the onions and cook slowly, stirring frequently, until translucent and extremely fragrant, approximately 10 minutes, add the garlic and cook for several minutes more. Remove from heat and place with the mashed sweet potatoes in a large bowl. Stir in the buttermilk, cumin, black pepper and salt, and set aside to cool completely.

Meanwhile, prepare the chiles by first setting them down on a level surface to find their tops, then slicing off their tops horizontally, as if you were carving a canoe. Carefully clean out the seed columns of each chile and set onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Once you have hollowed out all of your chiles, stuff them generously with the sweet potato mixture, then top generously with grated cheese.

Note that the key to successfully preparing these jalapeño poppers is to make sure that they bake standing up straight, otherwise, the cheese will fall off, the popper tops will stick to the bottom of the pan, and you’ll end up with a huge, hot (albeit delicious) mess. I actually used the ‘canoe-top’ pieces that I trimmed off of the jalapeños, set flat on the baking sheet between the poppers as they baked, to prop them upright. Any oven-proof item will work, even a rack, just make sure that they bake upright.

As I mentioned above, the poppers can be assembled and refrigerated for up to 6 hours before you’re ready to bake them off and serve them. When you’re ready, bake the poppers for approximately 15 minutes. Remove and serve immediately.

YIELD:  22 large jalapeño poppers

Sunken Streusel Apple Cake

The other day I was watching a mainstream morning news program that will remain nameless (OK, fine, its name begins with a ‘T’ and ends in an ‘oday’).

The anchors were working with an ‘Idea Specialist’, who was sharing her thoughts on how to pass the time should you find yourself temporarily without power.

Aside from my feelings on someone referring to themselves as an ‘Idea Specialist’ and the fact that the very audience to whom she was speaking was notably, you know, WITHOUT THE POWER TO SEE HER, I found myself transfixed by the suggestions that were being tossed around:  Turn each room in your house into a different vacation destination! Speak in code! Do everything backwards and act like you like it!

While I am willing to do everything backwards, I’m just not sure that I love the part about being told that I need to like it…

But I kept listening, because, as with so many things on TV these days, I just can’t look away.

And then I realized:  I want to be an Idea Specialist, too! I want to travel the land slinging my sweet intellectual gems! I want to share my ideas with the world via Matt Lauer and Al Roker!

How can I get started?

I guess I’ll need some, uh, ideas…

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Fried Tomatillo Sandwiches

I recognize that this will likely result in my girl card being pulled, but I will admit that I really don’t like shopping.

I do enjoy the results of shopping:  owning a new pair of jeans, a lovely new cookbook, or a new serving platter from which I can sling my enchiladas. But the process of acquiring? Not so much.

And especially lately when I have been experiencing more and more of what I think of as ‘Bizarre Retail Exchanges’; whether it’s extremely aggressive sales tactics or inordinately awkward shopper overshares, I find myself wondering more and more often if I’m on some new twisted version of Candid Camera as I wander the aisles of my local retail establishments.

Take the following as my first example of the Holiday Shopping Season…

Last week I went to browse the wares of a store that you may know, although we shall allow it to remain nameless; let’s just say that its name rhymes with ‘entomologie’.

So I was shopping in Entomologie and I found a few whatnots that I decided to purchase. All of these whatnots were kitchen goods and all were extremely breakable, so, of course, I decided that the proper thing to do was to precariously balance all of those breakable goods in my arms along with my car keys, cell phone, and clutch, just before making the epic trek across the store to checkout.

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Mashed Potato Monkey Bread

I may have mentioned before that I’m not a very good traveler. I feel like I should be a good traveler. And I’d really like to be a good traveler.

I’d very much like to be that sunglass-clad lady marching down the concourse, her crisp, belted trench flapping loosely at her knees, spinner rollerboard packed perfectly, jaunty neck scarf tied like some sort of Parisian pro, and strappy 3-inch heels shouting ‘Take that TSA!’.

Nope.

Instead, if you catch me on the concourse, I’m that lady who left her sunglasses at home, juggling approximately 3 carry ons, approximately 4 half-empty bottles of Diet Coke, and approximately 1 epically over packed suitcase that will likely succumb at any minute to the pressures of approximately 20 extra outfits, 13 extra pairs of shoes and 8 extra pounds of toiletries. At any minute or just as it slides onto the baggage carousel, exposing my goodies to the 150 complete strangers with whom I just shared airspace. Lovely.

Yes, I’m that traveling fool you see slowing security screening lines, bogging down baggage claims, and sending stewardesses crying for their mamas in airports across the country. I don’t know what it is, I just can’t seem to get my traveling act together.

And it’s gotten to the point that I’ll start to get nervous about the process of traveling weeks in advance of an impending trip.

Because a case of the shaking, stuttering, sweats is always a fantastic addition to 3 carry ons, 4 half-empty bottles of Diet Coke, and 1 epically over packed suitcase. Duh.

So last Monday I left on a jet plane for fantastic trip involving potatoes. And as I worked out the kinks in my Nervous Nelly nerves, I decided to bake some potatoes, and eat some potatoes, in an effort to calm down.

Because you can’t go through the TSA line in the fetal position, silly goose!

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Spicy Mashed Potatoes

Sundays are for relaxing, don’t you think?

Relaxing by tuning in to watch ridiculously beautiful people walk down a ridiculously fancy carpet on their way to receiving ridiculously glitzy awards for their roles in ridiculously silly TV shows that you never had time to watch anyway.

That’s just ridiculous.

Consider this a Sunday Turbo Post, because what Sundays are actually for, what I hope you’re doing right now, is sitting on the couch in your ridiculously silly pajamas, watching a ridiculously entertaining sporting event, eating ridiculously good Spicy Buttermilk Mashed Potatoes out of a ridiculously large serving bowl.

And since you’ve got some relaxing to do, I’m not going to waste any more of your time talking about it – that would just be ridiculous.

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Dulce Skillet Sticky Bun Cake

You can consider this a sort of ‘Wordless Wednesday’ post…

I mean, what could we possibly have to converse about that would be better than this cake?

This one bowl, one fork, one skillet, sticky bun cake laced with dulce de leche?

Right. Nothing. Exactly. Duh.

There’s butter inside the cake, which is really just a series of biscuits that are going to bake together.

Oh! And then there’s a butter, brown sugar and pecan crust baked into the bottom of the cake, which you’ll invert to become the top of the cake. For easier access, natch.

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Frosted Carrot Ancho Snack Cake

Something of interest came up in our household the other day, something that you may already be aware of. This family learned, for the first time, about the Thundershirt. Maybe you’ve heard of these?

Thundershirts are tight little tees for your pup, the idea being that gentle pressure on the canine bod will sooth any jangled nerves he/she may be experiencing due to, say, a passing thunderstorm.

And being a canine household, as well as a person who is always fascinated by infomercials and their associated products, Thundershirts got me thinking.

I started thinking that maybe it would be nice to have Thundershirts for more than just dogs.

Like, wouldn’t it be nice to have Thundershirts for husbands?

I don’t have any children yet, but I think that, when I do, I would like to have a kid-sized Thundershirt handy in the case of any emergency tantrums.

I would like to have our presidential candidates wear Thundershirts during their debates. And I would request that Thundershirts be made available to Real Housewives across the land.

Seriously, Thundershirts are looking more and more like the solution to so many problems!

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