Let’s Talk Nachos

Roasted Chickpea Nachos

Doesn’t it seem like there’s an expert on everything these days?

Surfing experts!
Snake handling experts!
Couponing experts!
I even tuned into the TODAY Show the other day and found Natalie and Savannah being schooled by a dishwasher loading expert! (At which point I questioned, for the 121st time, why I watch The Today Show!)

Rinsed Chickpeas

I have never climbed on a surf board, I generally try to avoid snakes and coupon clipping, and, as A. will most certainly confirm, I am far from an expert when it comes to loading my poor, put-upon dishwasher.

I am, however, a confirmed Nacho Expert, both in terms of preparation and consumption.

And today, I’d like to share some of my most expert tips with you.

Expert! Get ready!

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Loaded Guacamole Tostada Towers

Towers

This is a special time of year, don’t you think?

Let’s look at the facts:

1.  It’s cold outside. Which means you want to stay inside. And probably eat a little more than usual.

2.  There are a lot of entertaining things to watch on the TV these days, while you’re stuck inside. Sporting things. Like that big game coming up that’s so super.

3.  When you’re inside, watching super games, eating a little more than usual, it’s much more fun to be sitting on the couch with friends. Eating. Watching. Enjoying. Rather than cooking. Working. And hearing all of the fun being had in the next room.

Avocados

What does all of this mean? Just one thing:  it’s time for some simple, super, social snacks that can be enjoyed by friends on couches in front of TVs across the land.

Towering avocado tostadas to the rescue!

Mashing

I love serving these tostada towers because they are impossibly simple to prepare, incredibly fun to share with friends, and absolutely, absolutely delicious. Plop a platter in front of your couch-sitting friends and watch them disappear – each friend simply pulls off a layer and puts it in their face!

Preparing these babies is the simple work of smashing Avocados From Mexico, then stirring in a few additional ingredients designed to make the fresh, ripe flesh shine:  plump cherry tomatoes to bring out the avocados’ natural sweetness, herbaceous cilantro and chives to emphasize their earthy flavor, and of course, bright lime juice and jalapeño to kick things up a notch. Crisp tostada shells provide a vehicle for all of that deliciousness, and stacking them up means you can make a game out of your snacks. Tostada Jenga, anyone?

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Sweet Potato Jalapeno Poppers

Sunday! Sunday! Funday! Funday!

Time to start thinking about the week ahead, get our menu and meal planning on.

And since this upcoming week includes, you know, the bestest holiday of the year, we should start to think about planning the bestest meal of the year. No?

A. and I don’t entertain much, but when we do, I always seem to end up adhering to the same set of rules. Here’s a sampling:

RULE #17 OF ENTERTAINING – Completely forget about the drinks and appetizers until the last minute.

RULE #23b OF ENTERTAINING – Never leave enough time to properly dry your hair before the guests arrive.

I am determined to break some rules this year.

The thing that I really love about these particular jalapeño poppers is that the bonkers-delicious sweet potato and caramelized onion stuffing can be prepared days in advance. And the poppers themselves can be assembled hours before heating and serving.

Leaving you with an extra minute or two for breaking RULE #23b!

I’m thinking this may be a rule breaking-inspired holiday…

Sweet Potato-Stuffed Jalapeño Poppers

22 large jalapeños
2 large sweet potatoes, peeled, cut into thirds, boiled and mashed (I prepare my sweet potato purée by peeling the potatoes and chopping each into 3 pieces, just to allow them to cook faster. I then place the pieces into a pot of boiling water, cooking until fork-tender, approximately 20 minutes. Once cooked, simply remove, drain and mash the sweet potato with a fork or potato masher until smooth. Two large sweet potatoes will yield approximately 2-2 1/2 cups of mashed sweet potatoes.)
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1 c. yellow onion, diced
1 tbsp. garlic, minced
1 tsp. cumin, ground
1 tsp. black pepper, freshly ground
1/2 tsp. salt
2 tbsp. buttermilk
2 c. Manchego cheese, grated

To prepare the stuffing for the jalapeños, heat the oil in a large, heavy-bottomed skillet over a medium flame. Add the onions and cook slowly, stirring frequently, until translucent and extremely fragrant, approximately 10 minutes, add the garlic and cook for several minutes more. Remove from heat and place with the mashed sweet potatoes in a large bowl. Stir in the buttermilk, cumin, black pepper and salt, and set aside to cool completely.

Meanwhile, prepare the chiles by first setting them down on a level surface to find their tops, then slicing off their tops horizontally, as if you were carving a canoe. Carefully clean out the seed columns of each chile and set onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Once you have hollowed out all of your chiles, stuff them generously with the sweet potato mixture, then top generously with grated cheese.

Note that the key to successfully preparing these jalapeño poppers is to make sure that they bake standing up straight, otherwise, the cheese will fall off, the popper tops will stick to the bottom of the pan, and you’ll end up with a huge, hot (albeit delicious) mess. I actually used the ‘canoe-top’ pieces that I trimmed off of the jalapeños, set flat on the baking sheet between the poppers as they baked, to prop them upright. Any oven-proof item will work, even a rack, just make sure that they bake upright.

As I mentioned above, the poppers can be assembled and refrigerated for up to 6 hours before you’re ready to bake them off and serve them. When you’re ready, bake the poppers for approximately 15 minutes. Remove and serve immediately.

YIELD:  22 large jalapeño poppers

Let’s Talk After-School Snacks

I remember after-school snacks as an affair of epic importance. And let’s face it, even though you’re not in school anymore, snacks in general are still a monumental thing, don’t you think?

You need fuel. You need excitement. You need a break from the monotony.

Pop Quiz:  Do you really want to waste your snacking time on something you just got out of a vending machine?

I’m not going to grade you on a curve here, people. The obvious answer is ‘NO’.

Another thing of importance is foods that are super cute, aesthetically pleasing, and/or otherwise easy on the eyes. Lately I’ve been particularly enamored of tiny foods. Foods that you could pop into your pocket just before you have a chance to pop them into your mouth.

Enter the sweet mini pepper.

Seriously, if you don’t think that these sweet mini peppers are cute enough to dress up in rompers and take down to the park to play, I just don’t know what’s what in your neighborhood.

And the thing that’s really great about these sweet peppers, other than their extreme cuteness, is that they’re a fantastic addition to both savory and sweet dishes.

Which is how they found their way into some smoky Roasted Sweet Mini Pepper Salsa, some cute as a button Sweet Mini Pepper Quesaditas, and some adorable Peanut Butter-Stuffed Sweet Mini Peppers.

An After-School Snack Spread for the ages!

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Sweet & Spicy Ballpark Nuts

Have you been spending the last few days celebrating some independence? Picnicking? Pool partying? Grilling and fireworking?

As you should, my friend!

Summer is in full effect -just look at the mercury if you had any doubt- and it’s about time to get into some baseballing. Like this week’s All-Star Game coming at you straight from Kansas City! A. and I will be watching. A. and I will be celebrating. A. and I will be taking a break from our picnicking, pool partying, grilling and fireworking to enjoy the All-Star action. Perhaps you should too.

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Texas Trash

I like old fashioned things. Do you like old fashioned things?

Antique tablecloths. Old school music. Leg warmers. Stuff like that.

Retro recipes are a particular favorite. So you best believe that when I stumbled across this gem at a local used book sale, I pounced.

It was published the year I was born!

And now, thanks to the lovely ladies of the Junior Service League of McAllen, Texas, I’m baking my way through some of the Lone Star State’s best.

Yee haw.

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Sweet Tooth Granola

Today, if you don’t mind, I’m starting something new.

Just a few gifting ideas, inspired by and made with some of my favorite ingredients from my favorite corner of this country.

The time is right, don’t you think? Gifty giftapalooza is on everybody’s brain.

So let’s start this new thing with something sweet, maybe a little healthy?

Let’s start with some Sweet Tooth Granola.

Sometimes it’s nice to give the gift of health.

I love my family. I love my friends. I want them to stick around for as long as possible.

But, you know, I really don’t want to gift my mom or dad a colonoscopy. Nope.

I would prefer not to bless my BFF with a dental cleaning. Somehow I don’t think she’ll thank me.

And I’m pretty sure that even B., my poor little pudgy pooch, is not going to be thrilled when I gift him with a diet on Christmas day.

We need to find something a little more subtle, don’t you think?

A healthy gift that doesn’t involve a doctor’s waiting room or a backhanded (un)compliment.

So I’m thinking granola.

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Butter Fried Sage Popcorn

Before we get into some serious popcorn action, let’s get into some serious giveaway action:

Lexi E., I hope that you’re having a fantastic day, and it’s about to get fantasticer because you won! Please check your email so that we can get this serious Day of the Dead baking swag on its way to you. Congratulations!!

To all of you who entered, I so loved reading about each and every one of your favorite holidays, and since I can’t send excellent baking swag to all of you, I’m serving up some tasty popcorn. So let’s dig in.

It’s Friday! There’s a chill in the air! The couch and TV are beckoning us!

“Come hither, people…  place your booties on our soft cushions…  clutch that remote and don’t let go…  ”

We’re going to need some snacks.

I never thought much about sage until I moved to the southwest. Back east, for me at least, it was all thyme all the time. (Terrible.)

But now I’m moderately obsessed with using fresh sage in anything I can dream up:  breads, stuffing, savory pie crusts, and now, popcorn!

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Dirty Goldfish & Toasting Dried Chiles

Dirty, dirty goldfish. Just filthy.

Look at you with all of your ground cumin, garlic and toasted, crushed chiles.

Get it together, man. You’re a hot mess.

Whoa. Inappropriate. You really are a dirty birdie, aren’t you? Did I just see you give me the finger?

That’s it – you’re in a time out. I need to change the subject before you offend my delicate sensibilities.

I’ll come back to you after you’ve had a chance to think about your choices, mister.

It’s chile season here in the southwest, and today we’re talking dried chiles.

These are habaneros, New Mexican reds or chiles colorados, fiery chiles de árbol, and chipotles (moving clockwise from the bottom left).

Dried chiles are my seasoning of choice for breads, soups, and, of course, foul-mouthed fish crackers.

Working with dried chiles is not difficult, you just need to be sure to select the appropriate chile for your dish, and then toast the pods before grinding them.

I dry-toasted my chiles for several minutes on each side and then seeded and ground them together into a fine powder.

The chile powder shown above is the product of one chipotle pod, one chile colorado pod, and one chile de árbol.

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Grilled Plum Tostadas

Following is a 5-point plan for achieving total self-humiliation in a public place. Stick to the instructions closely and your success is guaranteed!

Step 1:  Show up at your local farm garden wearing yoga pants and sandals.

Fantastic! We’re off to an excellent start! It’s only 104° in the shade and you’re about to wade through rows of crops – you might as well be wearing a sign around your neck saying ‘I’m an indoors girl.’

Step 2:  Be sure to stand directly underneath each plum tree that you’re shaking to loosen the fruits.

Perfect! We all know that tree shaking is the proper way to harvest fruit, so why not stand directly underneath the heavy fruits as you’re shaking?

And those plum pieces will definitely come out of your hair eventually, right? No worries.

Step 3:  No water. No hat. No harvest bag. Rock star shades! ‘Nuff said.

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