Black Bean Sliders

Come on in, friends. Sit for a spell. Tell me what you’ll be eating for supper tonight…

It’s the weekend, and it’s fun to eat stuff during the weekend. You deserve it!

So maybe some cute lil’ sliders should be on the menu? But of course! And you don’t even have to think about the fact that they’re healthy!

Nope.

I like sliders like this on the weekend because they’re super simple to prepare and they’re turbo fun to eat. You can pile them high with condiments and what have you, then jam a few into your face while you’re relaxing like a fool. No biggie.

Or you can keep it simple and enjoy yours with just a healthy dose of Ancho Ketchup, which is what I did here. And they were gone before I knew it! Abracadabra!

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Nacho Pasta For Grown Ups

Dear Nachos,

This is, for the most part, a love letter. Because I love you! And I have for so long.

But Dr. Phil says that love is a journey, so I think it may be time for us to consult our Garmin and make sure that we’re on the right track.

I know you’ll agree that it really was love at first sight for us. Your melted cheese first caught my eye from across the room that fateful night, but when I finally worked up the nerve to come over and introduce myself, your fresh salsa and salty, crunchy corn chips had me at ‘Hello’.

To this day, your creamy sour cream and tart lime juice-laced guacamole still make me weak in the knees.

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Pineapple Tres Leches Cake

I may have mentioned that I was recently lucky enough to spend some time in the Aloha State…

specifically on the Garden Island of Kaua´i.

You may have also observed that I enjoy eating, and you may have concluded that this is the case wherever in the world I am.

So you’ll likely not be shocked when I tell you that I took in my fair share of Hawaiian cuisine while on island. Plus a few more fair shares to spare.

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Tumbleweed Rice

You know, I take the sport of opinion forming very seriously. I just feel like if you’re going to take the time to take a stand on something, you might as well go strong or go home.

A. gives me a hard time about it. He says that if I decide not to like something, best lock up the women and children because it’s on like Donkey Kong.

Take potato salad, for instance. I really don’t like it. I really, really don’t like. It’s difficult for me to even sit at a table where other people are eating it.

I can’t help it. I just feel very strongly about some stuff.

The flip side of that is what A. eye-rollingly refers to as my Obsession List. The stuff that I’ve decided to passionately and stalkerishly pursue with 173% of my energy and attention.

I’m currently rocking an Obsession List that’s several pages long. About a third of the way down page 2, you’ll find rice.

I don’t know what it is but I just can’t get enough of the stuff. I fry it, I boil it. I season it and I bake it. I’m -wait for it- obsessed with it.

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Pistachio Muffins

Yesterday we talked about underrated foods, à la walnuts. Today I’m thinking about later-in-life foods. As in, stuff you just didn’t eat until you were adult-like. But now that you’re older and much, much wiser, you enjoy your new culinary discoveries all the time!

A lot of people tell me that avocados are their LIL foods. Also fava beans.

One poor soul told me that Jolly Ranchers were his LIL food. I gave him a hug and we cried together.

Pistachios are my later-in-life food. I honestly can’t remember eating them at all until I met A., who is a true pistachiophile. He taught me proper cracking technique.

I really grew to appreciate the unique flavor of pistachios, but it wasn’t until I started reading about working them into cakes, cookies, flans and even moles that I was truly hooked.

Today we’re making little, green pistachio muffins. For breakfast!

I have this idea that muffins can be quite boring, which is why I like to play with their texture when I make them.

These pistachio muffins involve the nuts two ways:  ground into a pistachio ‘pesto’ and chopped whole kernels.

If you’re lucky enough to find a sack of shelled pistachios, you’re money. If not, pull up a chair, throw on a good movie, and prepare to crack your face off:  we need 1 1/2 cups of pistachio kernels for these muffins.

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A.’s Best Hot Sauce

Condiments are serious business in my kitchen. Very, very serious.

I appreciated sauces and salsas and the like before I met A., but things got a little crazy once we joined forces:  together we are a condiment consumption machine.

Oh look! I have more condiments in my fridge than actual food! I’m forced to consider how that will work out…  seasoning my ketchup with a little mustard? Brunching on Tabasco with a side of Sriracha?

That’s just gross. Even to a condiment lover like me.

But I think we have room for just one more sauce! Our favorite sauce! Hot sauce! And we are most definitely making our own today.

The problem with store-bought hot sauces is that they are basically just a blend of vinegar, salt and some sort of heat in differing proportions. I like something with just a little more flavor and just a little less salt. Making your own is a quick and easy way to take control of your hot sauce situation.

So we’re starting with some crushed tomatoes – they’re a good base for this sauce.

Our heat is going to come from a handful of chipotles in adobo sauce. Don’t worry – we’re going to strain the seeds out so the heat will be manageable.

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